Top Five Best Of Worst Prom Themes

12) "Hasta La Vista, Virginity!"

11) "It's 1999 -- So That's How Many Times in a Row We'll Be Playing That Damn Prince Song!"

10) "Trailer Parks 'n' Rainbows"

9)"Whitehead Wonderland"

8) "The Future is Ours! (As Long As You're Popular, Rich and Attractive -- Otherwise, Dream On)"

7) "The Blue Ball"

6) "Fun With Heroin Chic"

5) "The Final Confirmation Of The Absolute Stupidity Of Our Jock-Dominated Social Microcosm '99!"

4) "Balloons, Schmalloons -- It's Still the Gym"

3) "Bulimia on Parade"

2) "A Night of Peach Schnapps Vomit"

and the Number 1 Worst Prom Theme...

1)"Night of 1000 Premature Ejaculations"